Sassy Seniors exceed 'sell by' date.

Male members of the Friends of the Council on Aging are seeking to raise $500,000 by taking their clothes off every day for the next 12 months and are willing to share the experience with anyone for the low, low sum of $15.
Yes, for less than 5 cents a day you too can experience men without tights or much of anything else. As English comedian, Dick Emery, would say "Oh you are awful...But I like you".

Lincoln, MA. a dry town, a town without a restaurant or any entertainment after the selectmen meeting ends, is not given to excesses. So it came as a shock when I flicked open the glossy pages sitting prominently on the library counter, just a few inches above the eye level of a six year old.
Oh, the pictures are as tasteful as they can be of bare skinned men riding a bike, or painting a house, or picking daisies or any of the 'creative poses' that lie in wait. But nobody should be exposed to the naked reality of aging.
The well known fitness chain for women, Curves, recently opened in the mall. Based on this showing Lincoln has a greater need for a men's fitness centre - any offers.

Sadly the full story can be found in The Lincoln Journal.

The is 'Mr. August' Kenton Ide, who posed with this paint can, signs a calendar during Sunday's Coming Out Party for the 'Sassy Seniors' 2006 calendar and was taken by Lincoln Journal staff - Ellen Bullock.

Since only 2400 copies of the calendar were published it would help if they were sold as far away from Lincoln as possible so please, PLEASE, contact COA Director Karen Santucci at 781-259-8811 or by e-mail at santuccik@lincolntown.org and purchase one for the inside of your cupboard or dark drawer